Things get weird when ersatz podiatrist mixes strong marijuana with a gullible patient desiring flatter feet.

Luau Feet



Luau Feet

Depraved Sgt. Vole at the L.A. draft board declared Rodney and his six remaining fingers, "Unfit." "Bummer," lied Rodney. Sgt. Vole tried to cheered him up. "Don't worry, you'll still make a fine target! Charley won't be able to miss!" Worried, Rodney fled to Hawaii where he hoped the recruiting officers had a more reasonable attitude and a less demanding quota. Serving as a target in Vietnam was not Rodney's idea of fun. 


At an organic farm on Oahu, he met up with his old college roomie Mike, now an apprentice pot grower. Atop the farm's water tank the boys smoke a joint and discuss strategy. After ersatz podiatrist Dr. Mike decides Rodney's feet aren't flat enough to beat the draft, Rodney decides to leave nothing to chance. That's when things got a little weird.



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